A Shoe Story

I get it. My feet are, as some would say, large. Abnormally so, if I might add. Hell, if they weren’t attached to my body, I’d probably have some level of fascination with them my damn self. That being said, good sir, the size of my feet doesn’t give you the right to sidle up […]


Writing Is Frustration (And Other Things I’ve Learned)

One thing that I’ve learned about writing is that it’s perhaps one of the most frustrating undertakings known to man. Don’t get me wrong, when it’s good it is amazing. But when it’s bad…Let’s just say that there’s a reason why the stereotypical writer is almost always a chain-smoking drunk with a surly attitude. I’ve […]